Philpot Jeffrey T Attorney in Laconia, NH

Brian Scott Fitzgerald wrote something

Bon jour ou... soir monSieur Jeffrey T. Philpot,

Ma cher 'Monsieur Jeff, ESQ. ... It is with the deepest remorse... embarrassment... disgrace... self-loathing and REGRET that I find that I can ONLY write to you under the 'Cover of Darkness' [Non... Non... Non/ I am NOT a vampire I assure you good sir/ et bon ami Atty. Philpot - Your surname is/est francais/ is it NOT...??? I have a tres jolie amie en Concord: 'Melissa Mailhot'... (Please Pardon... Exscusez moi pour moi 'Hybridized and admittedly Petit/Little et/ Mal ou Morte francais mais/ but although I have lived en France pour/for only a short time several years ago with/dans moi jolie et bon ami Madamoiselle 'Girlfriend' / 'Femme Ami' Sylvie Christie [Oui... Oui/ Yes... yes: Just like the Governeur of your former State of: Nouveau Jersey...!!! S'il vous plait/PLEASE Forgive/Pardon Me/Moi for/pour 'making a bit of a game/jeune 'Out of this' !!! I fully realize that it is NOT...!!! Allow me to say that: It is Very late for me, I am in viscious pain and only able to pen ('Type'... 'Word Process' this E-mail using my one functioning hand...!!! I ask for NO Sympathy only perhaps a modicum of Empathy...!!! Unfortunately for us both: At times the words: 'Brevity', 'Succinctness', 'Concise' and 'Short'; although imbedded deeply in MY vocabulary are difficult for my tangential mode of cognition to 'come by'...!!! ALL the above being said... Please allow me to: 1.) Apologize for my barbaric behavior initially upon your arrival into MY legal household, i.e., the 2nd Floor of the house at 50 New Durham Road Alton, NH 03809-4916 lest you have forgotten it or do not have it anymore because of MY behavior...!!! I am a good judge of character and felt at ease and fully confident in your truthful, caring and capable ('Legal-wise', etc....) despite being SANS/Without any towel, clothing and dressed in my haute couture 'Birthday Suit'...!!! For which I am truly Sorry and ashamed...!!! I hadn't been informed of your imminent arrival until ~ 15 minutes before said event...!!! 'OK'...I'll 'Cut to the chase': "If at ALL possible I strongly feel that it is IMPERATIVE... CRUCIAL that WE meet again vis a vis (as it is impossible for me to utilize either my telephone or the Internet {Oui/Yes... I am doing so now, but since my Mother's malicious... wanton... willing and PROBABLY Illegal both Federally and 'State-wise' under Statutes as yet unknown to me...!!! (NO, I do NOT... HATE moi Familie/Family... Moi Pere et Moi Mere...!!! But they have engaged in innumerable... MYRIAD acts of Cruelty toward me over the past five or six years and 'They' keep pushing me... FORCING ME to take Legal actions that I am MORe than hesitant to undertake...!!! Thank you VERY much for coming to speak to me and for reading this...!!! Merci beaucoup moi bon sieur Attorney Philpot...!!! I cannot guarantee that I will be able to speak to you on the telephone as my parents 'STEAL IT' each morning from my room and 'listen into' my private telephone calls a la le 'CIA' or something...!!! Still, YOU could try and I would deeply appreciate the attempt, i.e. a phone call from YOU...!!! Merci beacoup/ AGAIN...!!!

Poste Scripte - 'Fear NOT' - I doubt that I will ever be coerced into 'going to trial' against my parents with you as my attorney (I understand... I do NOT and would NOT... EVER want to 'put you' into such a position...!!! Sincerely yours... Brian Scott Fitzgerald~ (-: Merci...!!!